Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i don't like sucking hair
I don't think brook has ever known best
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Randomize
