So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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