i just wanna soil my oats bro
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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