I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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