Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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