Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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