I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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