Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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