Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just blew my weed a kiss
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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