that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I am one with the molecules
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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