my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Do vagina's smell?
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Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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