sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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