I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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