I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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