It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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