a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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