I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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