Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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