There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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