If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
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Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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