If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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