What did we do last night that was yellow?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
