She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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