I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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