I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Less talking, more tequila
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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