somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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