Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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