thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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