I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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