Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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