I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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