i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
