She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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