You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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