Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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