so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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