did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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