new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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