It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
whose parrot is this?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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