He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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