I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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