I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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