I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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