Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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