turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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