Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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