Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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