Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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