Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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