I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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