The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
My ATM looks so different sober.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Randomize
