True but thats because hes a fetus.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Randomize
