Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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