I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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