if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
There are leaves in my underwear?
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