The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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