yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
one might say we're banned from that church
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If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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