Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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