You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
nutella sex= disaster
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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